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OUCH’ THAT HURT BY DOREEN Y © As I sit in this Chair trembling with fear Trying not to let it get as far as a tear “How did you do this” my dentist said to me It was a caramel choc said I with my cup of tea “Well I dunno’, it might have to come out I’ll try and save it, here’s the injection, don’t shout” Trying not to tremble, I feel the needle’s in Now I can’t even feel me lips or the end of me chin I hear the noise of the drill but I feel no pain I shan’t eat those chocs in a hurry again Be brave now is running through my mind Whilst he checks to see what else he can find Well a clean and polish then that will do for today That will be £120 pounds please I hear him say “Are you having a laugh, have you filled it with gold No it’s my new prices else this practise will be sold” “It’s the rising costs and with the taxes I have to pay I am sorry to charge but my rent is due today And if I don’t cough up, you will lose your dentist too So pay up and smile, else you’ll have something else to chew” So I force a grin and pay up, seems I have no choice Bang goes my Friday night out shouts my inner voice That’ll teach me not to buy any chocs or sweets again Else I will be saying Ouch’ that hurt, am I going insane
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