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OUCH THAT HURT
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We have all had that bad experience at the dentist I'm sure. I certainly have. So I wrote about it. Hope it makes you smile
Released: 29-Apr-2024
Category: Spoken Word
Application: Other
File type: m4a
File size: 1.3 Mb
Plays: 5
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Lyrics
OUCH’ THAT HURT
BY DOREEN Y ©


As I sit in this Chair trembling with fear
Trying not to let it get as far as a tear
“How did you do this” my dentist said to me
It was a caramel choc said I with my cup of tea

“Well I dunno’, it might have to come out
I’ll try and save it, here’s the injection, don’t shout”
Trying not to tremble, I feel the needle’s in
Now I can’t even feel me lips or the end of me chin

I hear the noise of the drill but I feel no pain
I shan’t eat those chocs in a hurry again
Be brave now is running through my mind
Whilst he checks to see what else he can find

Well a clean and polish then that will do for today
That will be £120 pounds please I hear him say
“Are you having a laugh, have you filled it with gold
No it’s my new prices else this practise will be sold”

“It’s the rising costs and with the taxes I have to pay
I am sorry to charge but my rent is due today
And if I don’t cough up, you will lose your dentist too
So pay up and smile, else you’ll have something else to chew”

So I force a grin and pay up, seems I have no choice
Bang goes my Friday night out shouts my inner voice
That’ll teach me not to buy any chocs or sweets again
Else I will be saying Ouch’ that hurt, am I going insane


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If only there was a shot to numb the pain of insane prices! Oh... wait a minute... there are several available! But I never touch the stuff... Sigh!
As per usual Doreen, a lovely reading. Most of us have been in that "chair." If not literally, then at least metaphorically!
Thanks for posting friend...
:-)
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You brought me a big smile Doreen :D
Well enjoyed
Thanks for sharing
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Thank you again @Wyndsok and @yoslounge . Glad I made you smile 😊
6 months ago
I am so afraid of dentists. I can relate
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@KennethLavrsen  Thank you listening 🙂
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