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DISASTER AT THE SUPERMARKET BY DOREENY OCTOBER 2007 © It was one Friday afternoon when it happened to me At the Supermarket as usual for the weekly groceries you see So I picked up my trolley cart, the only one left in the bay It seemed a bit wobbly and it’s got no vegetable tray With no choice off I go and enter through the swing doors Plenty to get and short of time, oh’ look at those delicious crab claws It was on the vegetable section when the trouble began to start I had hit the cauliflower boxes, with the corner of my cart Look out I heard someone shout they are all rolling down the aisle They will end up on the next counter all in a mashed up pile My embarrassment is obvious as my face goes scarlet red How I wish I was at home with a nice cup of tea instead Well I manage to sort the cauliflowers and proceed once more Being careful this time so nothing else ends up on the floor I get all my vegetables and am now in the bread stall All of a sudden I hear a crash again, bread rolls are starting to fall It was not me I was nowhere near I said this time The Manager glares as if I have committed a crime Now feeling quite upset as everyone starts to stare I decide to quickly move on as fast as I dare On the last aisle now, just pop and juice to get But yes you have guessed it, another disaster to be met Pop bottles this time left on a corner of the floor I didn’t see them; crash they were rolling towards the door I am now very flustered, its this wobbly trolley cart With it’s jerking and stopping every time I try to start I hurry to the check out and pay as fast as I can Don’t want to meet up again with that angry Manager man. So when you go shopping always check your trolley wheels They can cause you lots of trouble, and you’ll end up with no meals You may send the vegetables crashing and bread and pop as well Don’t end up like me and have such a silly silly shopping tale to tell.
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