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To a very young man even a 30 year old may be looked at as being old but it didn't matter because she was hot. We had a lot of fun but she was on the mean side and would often lie to me to get me to do things for her. One night it didn't work out well for her and I never heard from her again. This simple rock/blues song is me reflecting about those fun times.
Released: 13-Aug-2025
Category: Blues
Application: GarageBand
File type: mp3
File size: 7.9 Mb
Plays: 19
Downloads: 2
Weekly plays: 2
Weekly downloads: 1
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Lyrics
I had a mean old woman… she’d call me in the morning after one
She was a mean old woman… she’d say come on over if you want to have some fun
I had a mean old woman… she’d call me in the morning after two
She’d call me late at night… when she had nothing better to do
I’d’ go over to her place… she’d say I’ve been waiting for you
She’d say give it to me baby… and you cant leave until we.re  through.

Mean old woman
Made a bad boy outta me
Mean old woman
She made a man outta me

I had a mean old woman… she said come on over the kids are in bed
She was a giving old woman… she said come on over if you want some head
I had a mean old woman… she said I’ve been drinking and I’m in the mood
She said the night is still young… and I want to make you feel good
So I drove on over… but when I got there she was not alone
She said the kids are still up… but since you’re leaving, can you drive the babysitter home

Mean old women
Once again she lied to me
Mean old women
She made a fool outta me

So I’m driving the baby sitter home… I asked her which way to go.
She looked at me with a smirk… she said you don’t need to know.
She said the night is still young… lets go drinking at the bar
But when we got there the bar was closed so we did it in my car.

So now I got a crazy young woman
She was something new
She said give it to me baby… I’ll show you what a crazy young woman can do.

Mean old woman
Made a bad boy outta me
Mean old woman
She made a man outta me
Comments
artist
Yikes! I dated a few crazies when I was young, but you got me topped!
Cool tune bro...
:-)
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20 days ago
artist
Nice guitar riff 
And your vocals fits in real cool
Sexy cool 😎 
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19 days ago
artist
You always have the coolest lyrics and stories. It's like Charles Bukowski jamming with The Talking Heads. Love it !
19 days ago
artist
WoW Bro. Thats life.
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19 days ago
artist
Bought it all. Makes a mean listen. You’re a **** of a good story teller Matt.
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19 days ago
artist
@Wyndsok Thanks Mike.  We need that 😊 @yoslounge thanks for listening, I was going for a Green Onions type riff playing all the way  through.
@Dyl thanks for listening Dyl, I will have to check out Bukowski, I never heard of him.
@Bowman lol thanks for listening.  I'd love to go back to those times 😎
Latest song: Mean Old Woman
18 days ago
artist
Fun listen.  Reminds me of one of my all time favs, Captain Beefheart.
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18 days ago
artist
Love that dirty blues guitar. Nice one.
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16 days ago
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@toneStones thanks for the listen.  I havent heard about CB in ages.  He sure was a wild and crazy one.
@Smileygeezer thank you.  I wanted to keep it simple and fun.
Latest song: Mean Old Woman
14 days ago
artist
One of your best! Great story! Was it real?
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14 days ago
Clever lyrics. Cool, John Lee ******-ish guitar lick. Dig it.
14 days ago
Ha! Was talking about the great bluesman man's last name, not the oldest profession. :-)
14 days ago
artist
@StanTheManLoh thanks for the compliment Stan.  Yes 100% real.  Yes she was about 10 years older whereas The sitter was only 1 year younger.  I had another verse about the mean old woman firing the baby sitter and never call me again but then it would have been to long 🫤
Latest song: Mean Old Woman
14 days ago
artist
@Steve_Brewer_Alt_Blues  haha yes i caught that.  Love his licks.  "My" lick was inspired by Green Onions.
Latest song: Mean Old Woman
14 days ago
artist
Love it!! Were not all like that Mean old Woman lol
13 days ago
artist
@deezee thanks Dorothy of course I know that and there are many more mean old men than women 😂
Latest song: Mean Old Woman
13 days ago
artist
@TrebleFace  quote: there are many more mean old men than women-to quote pterry you dont get out much do you:)-great track man
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12 days ago
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@AlHughson thanks For the listen Al.  You are right I don't get out enough lately thats why I write songs about experiences from 40 years ago 😂😂😩😩
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12 days ago
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