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ALIENS: We destroyed it like he said Voltran will be so proud With the Gallahad boss dead No one will stop us now VICE PRINCIPAL: What’s going on there? I can’t help myself but stare Be aware, but beware Of how warily I dare To be seen at the scene Meaning not to intervene Just a spy, just an eye Nosy knows not when to pry PIZZA DUDE: This has never happened before I don’t know quite what to do Maybe I’ll just call my boss I’m sure he’ll help me through Hey boss, it’s me I just wanted to see What I should I do The house exploded in front of me I still got these pies Boy they look nice Should I bring them back? BOSS [ON CELL PHONE]: No, no! No, no! What are you some kind of idiot?! No, no! No, no! I give you money And you bring the pies No, no! (OK, Boss!) No, no! (Sure thing, Boss!) What are you, some kind of idiot? PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: The house is burning down The house is burning down The flames are all around The flames are all around There’s something on the ground There’s something on the ground What in the name of Jeez Louise is this I’ve found? What in the name of Jeez Louise is this he’s found? BRINKLEY [DYING ALIEN]: Hello, delivery guy, I’m glad that you came in I am about to die, and I’m an alien! PIZZA DUDE: Would you please tell me why your house was blasted in? BRINKLEY: Sit down and listen, I was about to begin On the planet Kliftane I was born and raised Parents taught me good I was fond of food So much that I had a great design A clean, affordable place to dine I opened it when I was twenty-six Named it after my dad, called it Gallahad’s Then we began to expand To other galaxy stands So much damn profit in my pocket But I was never one to love money So I put it all back in the company We made our food real healthy And kept our prices low That’s when we crossed some other folks (Who you now know) Did you see that guy in the big spaceship? His name is Voltran; he’s a piece of shit He runs our competition They’re called Galaxio’s They only care about money, and it shows A few years back, they started pushing us around And all our rival stores fought in rival towns We came to Earth to find pizza The food that you all love To win in business we need something highly spoken of After you were going to deliver it I was gonna take it to my guy and split But you gotta do it for me Bring it to my guy You’ll notice him… he’s got three thousand eyes You’ll do fine, boy! You’ve just gotta hurry, there’s not a lot of time! To Clams Casino!
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