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PIZZA DUDE: It’s spectacular! VICE PRINCIPAL: It’s a miracle! PIZZA DUDE: No, it’s both of them! PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: Spectatiracle! PIZZA DUDE: For a principal VICE PRINCIPAL: And a pizza boy PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: To defeat the alien’s evil ploy PIZZA DUDE: We beat all the troops That Voltran dispersed VICE PRINCIPAL: And in doing so Saved the universe PIZZA DUDE: We have sent away All those aliens VICE PRINCIPAL: And I don’t think they Will come back again PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: Where they’re going I don’t know… PIZZA DUDE: Why did they have to pick me to go on this mission, I don’t know Forty-five light years away from a place that is far from my home VICE PRINCIPAL: Now they depart to return to the worlds where they came from Like I said before This is glorious PIZZA DUDE: That we won the war PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: We’re victorious! VICE PRINCIPAL: We should take a bow PIZZA DUDE: ‘Cuz we didn’t die VICE PRINCIPAL: But I think that now PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: We should say goodbye After all, there’s things that we need to do… PIZZA DUDE: Like deliver pizzas! VICE PRINCIPAL: Or grade homework! GOOD ALIEN (WIZ): We’re really grateful for everything you’ve done, but this war is far from over. You’re an excellent delivery driver, and you’re a virtuous vice principal. We could use a few good men like you. VICE PRINCIPAL: I’ll do it! I’ll go with you. PIZZA DUDE: Me too! This is what I’m meant to do. Oh, why did they have to pick me to go on this mission, I don’t know Forty-five light years away to a place that is far from my home VICE PRINCIPAL: If we returned to the earth all our loved ones would be dead (Because of time dilation!) PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: But for justice and science We’re voyaging onward As the earth fades from our view We’ll say to you not a word We just hum this patriotic tune…
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