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I woke up with the nuns Surrounding me I got blood on my suit And soup in my boots In the morning I prefer some time to myself Or else I'll come down Like a cat with a shoe On its back, oh no Didn't I say You should all relocate? You know I'm no savior That wasn't me on the Cross-eyed woman With her eyelids glued shut She keeps giving me A hard time because She thinks she saw me Coming back to life So I go and lock the door In a little back room Of this missionary Ranch house Or wherever I'm staying I don't know how I got here I don't know where I'm going But I know that I'm tired Of being framed as a saint Let's go! Did I say The dove would be okay? Well, when I saw him collapse Behind the barn I didn't think his life Would depend upon me I'm far from a surgeon But I'm surrounded By virgins, oh no Every night I see Charlie Parker emerge Through my window He's trying to bed me He's free as a bird Burdened by nothing There's nothing stranger Than a stranger In the strangest world So I go and lock the door To my deluxe apartment Atop this missionary Ranch house Or wherever I'm staying I don't want to die here But I'm afraid to leave I saw blood On the floorboards And a used magazine When I found it I was careful I didn't say nothing To the priest or the nuns Or to Charlie Parker Who acts like a pimp He's trying to seduce me He's got radios playing His beautiful music Throughout the entire Museum, I mean this Missionary ranch house Or wherever I'm staying I don't know what I'm saying anymore Come and join me We're going on A magical adventure I'm gonna cleanse you Of your filth You're a sinner I'm a winner Let's get dinner Hallelujah!
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