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Composed over 10 years ago.. using my AKAI MIDI and a warped sense of humor. Based on someone I knew then... with embellishments. Yes, it is overproduced but I had such a good time doing this. Lyrics are attached as my vocals may sound buried underneath my music.. This was a ..trip...
Released: 13-Jun-2024
Category: Comedy
Application: Other
File type: mp3
File size: 4.5 Mb
Plays: 17
Downloads: 0
Weekly plays: 1
Weekly downloads: 0
License: No derivative works allowed
Lyrics
Dirty Mushroom Mountain Man

© copyright 2013 jdorrance

1- Dirty Mushroom Mountain Man;
Shaman of the  slacker clan
Fifty going on thirteen;
Brain sauteed philosophies

Aw, Go mushroom, go mushroom go, go mushroom go
Grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow

2- Dirty Mushroom Mountain Man;
Camps out in his magic land
Sleeps on ground that's lined with air;
Showers with the birds and bears

Aw,Go mushroom go, go mushroom go, go mushroom go
Grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow

Oh, la la la...

Rap:
I liked your magic mushroom thinking cap;
but your whiskey was  sour and your beer went flat;
We'd have jigged if you weren't such a prat
sure, heal us with your..
la la la la....

(music break)
Grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow, ow, ow

3. Dirty Mushroom Mountain Man;
Wipes his bottom with his hand
'Shroomin Funky Lancelot
Romping with the tater tots

Cleans his teeth with gingersnaps;
Trippin on his yoga mat
In front of wise old owl he tokes;
Owl knows the score, thinks 'mangy bloke'

Trades a hundred for a dime;
Peddles stacks of alibis
Transplant flower potted child;
Blimey limey of the isles
Aw go mushroom go, go mushroom go
Grow mushroom grow, grow mushroom grow

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artist
Sorry, this one made me laugh too much.  I think I hurt myself.  I may never write another song.  This is it! 
 
4 months ago
artist
This takes me back to 1992 and my raving days , for reasons involving mushrooms ( lol ) love the cover art .... This is really a wonderful and well put together song and I would say a piece of musical art 👏👏👏
Latest song: Stay
4 months ago
@Daugrin:  Remember when I said I have a dry sense of humor that is drawn to childish or novelty type songs. I do have others.. They seem easier to write than a silly love song.. Thanks ever so much.. Glad I pulled this out of the field!
4 months ago
@Sprout - This mushroom man I knew was a masseuse and he regularly ingested mushrooms.  Thanks every so much- I am glad you enjoyed it!
4 months ago
artist
Enjoyed. 
Latest song: Lost Planet
4 months ago
artist
So good! Reminds me of an evergreen song for kids if you rewrite it! Call it Mushroon Clown or something! Kids songs sell very well!
artist
@Sociallite1957 
Ha ha... This is fantastic Joyce! Hilarious and so well performed.
I do believe I did party with a few guys like him by in the late 60s and early 70s! 
Witty as hell with beautiful vocal harmonies...
Absotively SUPER!!!
:-)
Latest song: TIME FOR ME TO GO
4 months ago
I like your dry sense of humor. I truly enjoyed this song. Not overly produced at all. Suits the words perfectly
Latest song: Rhône
4 months ago
@Telemetry : Thank you for being here..:)
@StanTheManLoh  Thanks- not exactly a kid's song though!
@Wyndsok :  HAHAHA.. You got the gist of this song for sure!  Thx from me and 'the gang'
@KennethLavrsen Glad you enjoyed it as it is! I was too lazy to redo!! Thx
4 months ago
artist
@Sociallite1957 
That's his Drivers License photo, right?
Lol ..
Latest song: TIME FOR ME TO GO
4 months ago
artist
I don't know it just seems like you're the female Beatle or something? Like, that rarified level of talent and ingenuity. You seriously blow my mind. 
Latest song: Exposure
4 months ago
@Wyndsok :  It does sort of look like him
@Ramonaji In my dreams, I wish I had been an iota of their talent.  In a parallel life!!  I am just grateful you have such a high opinion of me.. Thx!
4 months ago
artist
Love it!! :)
4 months ago
@deezee : Thanks so much, Dorothy
4 months ago
artist
How refreshing ! So clever!
4 months ago
@Grathy  Thank you Mary.. I like to mix up the serious songs with the dry humor ones
4 months ago
artist
Cool sense of humor and interesting tune.  They could have sung this at my old summer camp.  The music, itself, has a cool unique feel. 
Latest song: Henry James
4 months ago
@Venturesome : Hey Mark .lol..yes a summer camp song. Good observation. Thanks so much for checking this out 
4 months ago
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