The Fifty-First State.

So I hear... the president… wants to make Canada the 51st state.
We have a message...  For the president... No thank you and don’t misconstrue it as hate.
We reject… your offer… and there’s a million reasons why
We respect you... like a beer buddy… but after a few it’s time to say goodbye.

Well I know your speeches aren’t always well rehearsed.
And I respect that you always want to put America first.
And I admire your desire because you’re the king of MAGA.
But that’s no excuse to bully us keep your ass outta Canada.

The president... blames Canada… for drugs, terrorists and illegal immigrants.
It makes me chuckle... my knees buckle... how he can spew fake news in an instance.
He wants to put… 25% tariffs… and hurt 40 million in the process.
Well let me tell ya... there’s 6 billion... who would love to do business with us.

We will respond in kind with tariffs.

Well you can try to conquer Greenland if you like.
If you try that on Canada we’ll send you to a boreal forest hike.
You say you want to take over the Panama Canal.
But before you take over Canada we’ll make your life a living hell.

Yes we will.

Mr. President… we ain’t gonna… no we ain’t ever gonna be your 51st state.
But if you try… we’ll introduce… you to the butt end of our hockey stick.

No Mr. President… we don’t want to be the 51st state.
We prefer to stay true, north, strong, free and great.

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