Hey there, all you cool cats and groovy kittens; all you ibandstand music makers, butt shakers! It's Dick Clark, your ever-youthful dead but not forgotten ibandstand dj host, coming at you from iBandstand! Now, before you start wondering how ole Dick Clark, managed to resurrect himself from the cold grip of death, and wondering if I've discovered the real fountain of eternal youth, let me assure you, it's just good lighting, a lot of hairspray and a pact with ole Lou C Fuhuuer, himself.
But seriously, folks, Dick Clark is thrilled to be here with you, surrounded by the sounds that make us tap our toes and shake our hips and tits. You know, people often ask me the secret to staying so young-looking. Well, I've got two words for you: disco ball. Nothing like a little sparkle to distract from the wrinkles! And don't forget that pact with ole Lou mentioned above that ole Dick is contractually obligated to mention at least 3 times in any conversation.
So stay tuned to iBandstand, and join me as I dig through the tunes, spinning, listening to as many gems and jewels as time allows. Dick Clark can't wait to put these big ole ears to work!
And don't forget to be on the lookout for the Clearasil Song of the month! Do you have pimples? Get the pow-pow-power of extra strength Clearasil! Let Clearasil put the power of benzoyl peroxide at your fingertips. You can't buy anything stronger!
You made the right choice Mr. Carmichael! As you can tell from my death in 2012, the pact with Lou C Fuhuuer has allowed me just enough good lighting, hairspray and excellent hearing to listen to the musicians right here on iBandstand.
For some strange reason, I'll be eternally grateful to ole Mr. Fuhuuer.
Just Dick
Hello again Socialite1957!
I thought that was you, but ole Dick Clarks eyes aren't what they used to be, since they're now made of wood and some plastic.
Ya know I hardly remember what wife I was buying for at that time. Do you remember what I bought her? It wasn't a vacuum I hope! Although I know Kari sure loved her Hoover. That thing was powerful. But not as pow pow powerful as Clearasil! Your skin looks lovely but if you ever find yourself needing the power of benzoyl peroxide, get yourself a tube of Clearasil! (I'm required by a still standing contract with the manufacturers to mention Clearasil and Lou C Fuhuuer more times than I care to when I'm mingling with the public).
Hats off to you Sociallite1957, keep singing up those harmonies and keep smiling! We're all kids at heart and we need to stay that way.
Just Dick
