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PIZZA DUDE: I am driving in my car I hope my destination’s not too far away I’ve got something for somebody I’m not sure who or what, but I hope they tip me CUSTOMER #1: Oh, hello! What do I owe? PIZZA DUDE: Your total’s fifteen sixty-eight CUSTOMER #1: Here’s a twenty Give me back three PIZZA DUDE: Thanks I hope your evening is great (You cheap bastard) Would you like a pizza slice? I cut it all myself Just stay home, in time you’ll know Delivery serves itself I’m a pizza delivery guy I’m a pizza delivery guy Put my foot to the gas So you get your food fast I’m a pizza delivery guy CUSTOMER #2: Oh, hello! What do I owe? PIZZA DUDE: Your total’s thirty-one eighty-nine CUSTOMER #2: Here’s thirty-two And a five for you PIZZA DUDE: Thanks, I hope your evening is fine (What a nice guy!) VICE PRINCIPAL: I don’t like the toys So I’ll see you after school Reading is real nice God, I hope reading gets cool See me coming again You mistook me for a fool I might not like the toys But I sure do love the rules I live a structured life Sure, I don’t have a wife But I’ve got principals I’m a vice principal See me coming again You mistook me for a fool I might not like the toys But I sure do love the rules PIZZA DUDE: I’m a pizza dude I deliver food VICE PRINCIPAL: That looks like my former student Spying on him would be real prudent PIZZA DUDE: Put my foot to the gas So you get your food fast VICE PRINCIPAL: That stupid, lousy, no good hood I bet he’s up to no damn good PIZZA DUDE & VICE PRINCIPAL: La la la la…
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