A FEW TOO MANY

I
What are YOU lookin’ at man?
I’m as jober as a sudge!
I never met a pub I did not like…

Bartender… Give me one for the ditch!
I drink, therefore I am, and it’s alright.

“I feel sorry for the people that don’t drink,”
I heard old Frankie say;
“…when they get up in the morning,
that’s as good as they’ll feel all day!”

II
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.
Lead me not into temptation,
I can find the way myself!
Uh, I’ll have the same thing as the gentleman
on the floor.

Yeah!

Rock and roll…

III
All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore…
Come the morning,
all my teeth will be wearing sweaters.
I drink, therefore I am,
and that’s for sure.

Hah!

IV
“Relax! Don’t worry! have a home brew!”
—says Charlie Papazian.
To some it’s a six pack, to me a support group;
salvation in a can!

A Barrel of malt… a bushel of hops…
Ya’ stir it around with a stick!
—the kind of lubrication,
to make your engine tick!

Yeah… another beer please…

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