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A**holes on Parade
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A big collab from way back ... Let's celebrate. Feel free to join us, you're welcome ...
Song written by Pat McDonald, master of irony from Wisconsin... As for the genre, i'm still hesitating between "Inspirational" and "Ambient"...
The crew :
John G Kane : vocals
BossHook : lead guitar, megaphone man
Bass2x : trumpets
Dyl : all instruments, vocals & mix
Released: 08-Jul-2024
Category: Alternative
Application: GarageBand
File type: mp3
File size: 9.6 Mb
Plays: 16
Downloads: 0
Weekly plays: 1
Weekly downloads: 0
License: Derivative works allowed on iBandstand only; contact artist for permission
Lyrics
It's an asshole celebration
And they're all out on the street
See them on the sidewalk
Oh hear them shuffling feet
As twenty thousand assholes
Do an asshole promenade
Step aside good people
It's the assholes on parade

We got the assholes for freedom
The assholes for fun
Assholes for Jesus
And the assholes for guns
Assholes for justice
Assholes for crime
Assholes for assholes
Assholes for all time

We got assholes making money
They're making all the rules
They're taking all our jobs
And they're filling up our schools
Assholes on the water
Assholes in the sky
A sign that says "Help wanted
Only assholes need apply"

Oh teacher won't you tell me
Have i really made the grade
Am i head of my class
Or am i just another asshole on parade?

Assholes give the orders
And assholes row the boat
Assholes get elected
Cause assholes get to vote
I once heard it said
That old assholes never die
They just lay in bed
And multiply

Assholes in the morning
Assholes every night
Assholes to the left
And assholes to the right
As twenty thousand assholes
Do an asshole promenade
Step aside good people
It's the assholes on parade
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artist
First of all this a great song and played perfectly.  Secondly I love the message because everyone knows an asshole and sometimes we are all assholes too.  Is this inspired by Zappa?
5 months ago
artist
Just writes itself doesn't it.  Thanks for posting your material.  I enjoyed my listen 
 
5 months ago
artist
Definitely inspirational!
This was a fun project. What a lineup!
Latest song: Splendor
5 months ago
admin
Nice! I somehow missed this the first time around.
5 months ago
artist
Wow! Love the song. You guys make an outstanding team. Great collab, this song rocks the assholes world!!
artist
But what a beautiful song, well sung and played, a quality recording.
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5 months ago
artist
Enjoyed listening, great job by all involved 👍
5 months ago
artist
@Dyl 
Great tuneage! Love the classic roots rock approach.
Only think I don't like about the song is the good Mr. McDonald neglected to include himself in the parade!
Excellent lead soloing!
John and Dyl... Major kudos on those griity vocals!
:-)
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4 months ago
artist
Thank you all very much for listening and the cool words. I'm trying (hard) to get jkane to sign in on iBandstand. Someday, i hope he will !
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4 months ago
artist
Funny song with great artists envolved.
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4 months ago
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